What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 00:25
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.